"Open Heart Chakra"

Jodie Foster


Me: “What browser are you on?”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “Google Chrome?”

Client: “No, just regular Google.”

Me: “That’s the site. I want to know the browser.”

Client: “Google.”

Me: “No.”

Client: “Look, we can have this conversation forever, man. But when I hit the internet logo, Google comes up!”

Me: “Okay…What does that “internet logo” look like?

Client: “…A fiery fox, I guess. But that’s irrelevant.”

9:03 pm, Thursday with 82,063 notes
You’ll pry my Oxford comma from my cold, dead, and lifeless hands.
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Indian Kutch Silver Claret Jug.